30 reasons to kill yourself

1. You are contributing to the slow heat-death of the universe.

2. You die eventually anyway.

3. By dying, you help the overpopulation problem.

4. Your body can be recycled as food.

5. No one really likes you anyway.

6. Maybe you're just a brain in a jar.

7. All your friends make fun of you behind your back.

8. That man in the Santa costume really was feeling you up.

9. You will never know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll.

10. You were an accident, and one should always clean up accidents.

11. Razorblades are plentyful.

12. Think of the starving children in Africa. They hate you too.

13. To spite your parents.

14. To spite your enemies (Japanese style).

15. Loose weight fast!

16. God might just exist.

17. Sean Connery is going to retire.

18. They made ANOTHER Star Trek.

19. You wasted most of your life waiting for Star Wars Ep: 2 anyway.

20. The light DOES go out when you close the fridge. There's a switch.

21. Punk is dead. Really.

22. So is metal.

23. It'll show just how much better you are than everyone.

24. You might be pregnant.

25. You might have gotten someone else pregnant.

26. Society sucks, and Anarchy will never work.

27. Did I mention no one likes you?

28. Only you can prevent forest fires, but what have you ever done about it?

29. People don't accept you for who you are.

30. You suck ass, you always have sucked ass, and so suck ass you shall forever.

(reason for living) i like my jar