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2004-08-23 / 12:36 p.m.

Taken From Classified Ad's In Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
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FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile. Better be reward.
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale
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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer. $300.
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FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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