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2004-03-21 / 6:50 p.m. The writing on Iraqi walls. SADDAM WILL RETURN! And written underneath: THROUGH MY ASS! ANARCHY IS GOVERNING THROUGH A PARLIAMENT AND AN EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY A THOUSAND AMERICANS, OK. BUT NOT A SINGLE TIKRITI! DEATH TO ALL DIRTY BAATHISTS, THE TYRANTS! LONG LIVE IRAQ! DOWN WITH AMERICA! LONG LIVE BUSH THE BELIEVER, THE HONEST, THE HONORED, AND DOWN WITH SADDAM, THE INFIDEL, THE ATHEIST, THE UNBELIEVER! HIS COMING WAS A DISASTER, HIS STAYING WAS A DISASTER, AND HIS LEAVING IS A DISASTER RAISE YOUR HEAD; YOU ARE AN IRAQI! LONG LIVE AHMAD AL-CHALABI, THE IRAQI, THE SON OF IRAQ! CHALABI'S SHOE IS A CROWN FOR THE MALE PROSTITUTE OF JORDAN AND ALL THE OTHER ARAB TRAITORS! DOWN WITH AHMAD CHALABI, MAN OF CATS! CHALABI IS A REAL IRAQI HERO CHALABI IS THE ENGINEER OF DEMOCRACY And underneath is written: ZIONISTS SAID THAT! AHMAD CHALABI IS A THIEF, SENTENCED IN ABSENTIA. IS HE THE ONE WHO WILL REPRESENT US IRAQIS? THE CITIZEN THAT KNOWS A CRIMINAL BAATHIST AND DOES NOT INFORM ON HIM IS A CRIMINAL THE SAME AS HIM MASS GRAVES AND BAATHIST PRINCIPLES ARE TWO FACES OF THE SAME STINKING COIN WE MUST NOT FORGET THE MASS GRAVES AND THEIR CHAMPION, SADDAM HUSSEIN THE LIBERTINE WE ARE BELIEVING MUSLIMS WITHOUT SECTARIANISM; WE ARE IRAQI PATRIOTS WITHOUT FANATICISM NO SECURITY, NO PEACE ... UNLESS SADDAM RETURNS! OUR WEALTH IS OUR OWN, OUR OIL WILL ENRICH US IF WE CAN GET IT BACK INTO OUR HANDS SADDAM HAS VANISHED INTO THE CESSPIT OF HISTORY SHAME AND DISGRACE TO THE AGENTS AND TRAITORS WHO SOLD THEIR IRAQ CHEAPLY WITH THEIR OWN HONOR TO THE AMERICANS AND THE BRITISH AND THE ZIONISTS DOWN BUSH, DOWN BREMER ALLAH AKHBAR AND VICTORY TO THE GREAT IRAQ THE GOVERNING COUNCIL IS A COUNCIL OF AGENTS, TRAITORS, SPIES, AND MERCENARIES DONKEYS PISS HERE! And underneath is written: AND PIMPS AND BAATHISTS ACHIEVEMENTS OF THE POST-LIBERATION IRAQ: 105 NEWSPAPERS (ALL LIES) 110 FAILED PARTIES 300 THIEVES' ORGANIZATIONS 500 UNIONS WITH NO WORK 600 HEADQUARTERS FOR PLUNDERING AND STEALING 700 MOVEMENTS WITH NO BLESSING OR GOOD 25,000 SPIES FOR THE AMERICANS 4,000 EMPLOYEES IN OFFICIAL OFFICES, ALL THIEVES 5,000 DOUBLE AGENTS FOR THE AMERICANS AND FOR SADDAM AT THE SAME TIME 2 MILLION HOMELESS FAMILIES WITH NO DIGNITY 25 MILLION IRAQIS THAT WANT TO LEAVE IRAQ �Anonymous pavement newspaper tacked up on a wall near Medical City THE NEW FINANCE MINISTER IS A THIEF LIKE A BAATHIST. WHERE DID 25 PERCENT OF OUR SALARIES GO, YOU THIEF? WHERE ARE THE OIL REVENUES GOING? AND WHERE ARE THE REVENUES FROM THE HOLY RELIGIOUS SHRINES, YOU GOVERNING COUNCIL! SADDAM ATE BEANS AND EMITTED STINKY AIR LONG LIVE SADDAM, IN SPITE OF HIS FOOL CRAZIES! And underneath is written: SADDAM IS A PIMP; ASK YOUR SISTER! DISGRACE FOR THE AGENTS OF THE AMERICANS AND ETERNAL GLORY FOR THE MARTYR OF IRAQ AND ISLAM THE PEOPLE IN THE AL-FAHDL QUARTER ARE ALL IN THE SERVICE OF THE BAATHIST LEADER SADDAM HUSSEIN PATIENCE, BAGHDAD, PATIENCE, SADDAM IS COMING BACK SOON And underneath is written: TO FINISH OFF WHAT REMAINS OF THE IRAQI PEOPLE OR TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER? PATIENCE, BAGHDAD, PATIENCE, SADDAM IS COMING BACK SOON And underneath is written: HAND CUFFED, BY THE WILL OF GOD LET YOUR HEADS APPEAR, YOU BAATHISTS. WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? IN THE SEWAGE PIPES? IRAQ IS THE MUSTACHE OF EVERY HONORABLE MAN�The Army of Mohammed WE SWEAR WE WILL MAKE MASS GRAVES FROM IRAQ'S LAND FOR ALL THE TRAITORS AND ALL THE AGENTS OF THE AMERICANS AND THE ZIONISTS�Army of Mohammed And underneath is written: WE ALREADY KNOW MASS GRAVES ARE YOUR SPECIALTY; GOD IS OUR WITNESS ON THAT GAS MAKOO [none or unavailable] OIL MAKOO, WORK MAKOO, MONEY MAKOO, WATER MAKOO, ELECTRICITY MAKOO: WE HAVE EXCHANGED DIRT FOR A SMELL. LONG LIVE AMERICA! INCREASE IN RATION SHARES: 100 KG. SADNESS, PAIN, AND MELANCHOLY FOR EACH CITIZEN 50 KG. WORRY, GRIEF, AND SORROW FOR EACH HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD 10 PROBLEMS PER FAMILY 4 VOLTS ELECTRICITY PER HOUSE 1 MASS CEMETERY PER CITY DISTRICT 5 RANDOMLY SHOT BULLETS PER STREET, INCREASED TO 50 BULLETS ON THURSDAYS 1 GAS CANISTER PER FAMILY PER MONTH 2 KEROSENE BOTTLES PER FAMILY PER MONTH 10 CANS OF FOOD PER FAMILY PER MONTH: VARIOUS OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN AND FULL OF DIFFERENT POISONS NB: TRANSPORTATION COSTS ARE BORNE BY MR. BREMER �Anonymous pavement newspaper tacked up on a wall near Medical City EVERYONE WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT OF IRAQ, EVEN THE PORTERS AT THE SHARJAH BAZAAR GIVE THANKS TO GOD THAT ODAI AND QUSAI WERE KILLED THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MR. BUSH, AND A THOUSAND THANK YOUS FOR MR. GOOD IRAQI BREMER ONE SHOE OF MR. BUSH HONORS ALL THE ARABS A PILE OF STONES IS BETTER THAN SUCH NEIGHBORS BE FRIGHTENED OF GOD, PROSTITUTE OF JORDAN! AND YOU THE TURBANED MEN OF IRAN, AND YOU GRANDSONS OF THE OTTOMAN TURKS TURKEY AND IRAN ARE A SPLIT TURD SYRIA, JORDAN, AND EGYPT, A TRIO OF TERRORIST ARABS ARE LIKE SCATTERED SHIT THANKS MR. BREMER FOR CUTTING OFF THESE NEIGHBORING COUNTRIES FROM IRAQ'S MONEY�ONE MORE YEAR, AND THEY WILL DIE OF HUNGER. JUST A LITTLE PATIENCE, MR. BREMER, AND THESE NOSES-IN-THE-SKIES WILL COME TO NOTHING MR. BREMER, WE DON'T WANT, IN IRAQ, NEITHER A YEMENI NOR A PALESTINIAN,NOR A SYRIAN NOR AN EGYPTIAN. PUSH THEM ALL OUT, MR. BREMER! THEY ARE NO BETTER THAN LICE AND FLEAS AND TICKS ON THE SKIN OF IRAQIS TALK, TALK, TALK AND CONVERSATION AND DIALOGUE, FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANT SECURITY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT, ESSENTIAL DEMAND OF THE IRAQI CITIZEN WE WANT THE SECURITY SYSTEMS TO WORK DAY AND NIGHT TO END THE FEAR, WORRY, AND PANIC BE PATIENT, IRAQIS, DON'T STEAL. STEALING IS NOT ALLOWED BY GOD DON'T SELL YOUR HOME TO JEWS, YOU IRAQI! LONG LIVE THE PEOPLE OF FALLUJAH AND RAMADI; THE HEROES OF THE IRAQ AND THE ARAB NATION SADDAM HATED TEACHERS AND SCIENCE AND BOOKS AND SCHOOL BECAUSE HE WAS ILLITERATE AND IGNORANT AND DID NOT HAVE KNOWLEDGE OR A CERTIFICATE IF IRAQ REALLY WANTS TO REBUILD ITSELF, IT SHOULD START WITH THE TEACHERS WOE FOR THE WINE SELLERS AND THE VENDORS OF NUDISM AND LIBERTINISM BUSH THE FATHER LIBERATED KUWAIT. BUSH THE SON LIBERATED IRAQ, THEN SYRIA, THEN IRAN. BUSH THE GRANDSON WILL LIBERATE THE WHOLE WORLD! WE DON'T WANT AN IRAQI ARMY, EITHER VOLUNTARY OR DRAFT, BECAUSE ITS OFFICERS WILL ALWAYS BE ROTTEN, INFIDEL CRIMINALS�Written on the walls of the Military Academy in Rustamiyah DO YOU WANT TO BE A KING? JUST EATING AND SHITTING AND GETTING PAID? JUST BE AN OFFICER IN THE IRAQI ARMY THEN�Written on the walls of the Military Academy in Rustamiyah ONE AMERICAN SOLDIER IS MORE HONORED THAN ALL THE OFFICERS OF THE IRAQI ARMY�Written on the walls of the Military Academy in Rustamiyah A THOUSAND CURSES ON YOUR MOTHERS AND FATHERS EVERY DAY YOU CUT THE ELECTRICITY, YOU SADDAM, ATHEIST WITHOUT A WATER PITCHER [not washing himself after defecating] A CURSE OF GOD ON THE AMERICANS AND SADDAM TOGETHER! A CURSE OF GOD ON THE AMERICANS AND SADDAM AND BRITISH AND RUSSIANS AND JAPANESE AND FRENCH AND ITALIANS AND LONG LIFE FOR IRAQ AND ISLAM ONLY GLORY FOR ISLAM'S MARTYRS, SUNNI AND SHIITE�Muqtada al-Sadr [Sadr is a Shiite leader whose popular ayatollah father was executed by Saddam] Underneath is written: AND GO TO HELL ALL OTHER SECTS? SHOULD OTHER SECTS BECOME THIEVES AND KILLERS LIKE YOUR FOLLOWERS IN ORDER TO DESERVE TO BE CALLED MARTYRS? SISTANI AND SADR [both Shiite leaders]: IF YOU WERE UNABLE TO PREVENT YOUR FOLLOWERS FROM PLUNDERING, ASSAULTING. AND STEALING, THEN HOW ARE YOU GOING TO RULE IRAQ? YES FOR SISTANI, WHO SPEAKS A LITTLE BUT SAYS A LOT. YOU DO NOT BUILD NATIONS BY BEATING CHESTS, SADR! HALF OF IRAQ WAS DESTROYED WHEN THE JEWS LEFT IN THE '40S, AND BY YOUR ANNOUNCEMENTS, MR. SADR, OTHER DENOMINATIONS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE IRAQ. IS THE DESTRUCTION OF IRAQ YOUR PURPOSE, MR. SADR? MUQTADA: EITHER SPEAK USEFULLY OR BE ENTIRELY SILENT! MR. BUSH: DUNGHILLS AND CESSPITS AND MAFIA CONTROL THE PAVEMENTS. HALF OF THE IRAQIS STEAL FROM THE OTHER HALF TO LIVE ON THE DUNG HEAPS OF THE AMERICAN ARMY. IS THIS THE WELFARE AND WELL-BEING YOU PROMISED THE IRAQIS, MR. BUSH? SADDAM THE PENIS SWALLOWER! SADDAM SWALLOWED ALL THE PRICKS OF THE WORLD, AND HE STILL SAID HE WAS VICTORIOUS KILL AND CRUSH THE STINKY HEAD OF EVERY BAATHIST CRIMINAL COWARD TRAITOR AND BEGIN WITH THE HEAD OF SADDAM IF SADDAM SPENT THE OIL REVENUES ON THE WELFARE OF HIS PEOPLE IRAQ WOULD BE: THE RICHEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THE MOST BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY EVERY IRAQI WOULD HAVE TWO HOUSES: ONE FOR WINTER, ONE FOR SUMMER EVERY IRAQI WOULD HAVE THREE CARS: ONE FOR WORK, ONE FOR HIS FAMILY, AND ONE FOR PICNICS AND TRAVELING EVERY IRAQI WOULD TRAVEL THROUGHOUT THE WORLD ANNUALLY EVERY IRAQI WOULD BE EDUCATED TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL IN SCIENCE, KNOWLEDGE, LEARNING, AND EDUCATION IRAQ'S POPULATION WOULD BE 50 MILLION �Anonymous pavement newspaper tacked up on a wall near Medical City DOWN WITH AMERICA, THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE LONG LIVE MR. BUSH, THE BELIEVER SADDAM NO, CHALABI NO, TALABANI [a leader of one of the Kurdish parties] NO. BUSH YES, YES, YES SADDAM IS A WORD THAT MEANS A DISEASE THAT HITS DONKEYS EVERYONE, SADDAM CRAPPED IN HIS TROUSERS EVERYONE, SADDAM PIMPED HIS WIFE SAJIDAH DEAR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SADDAM ATE FROM THE KAADAH! [a child's potty] SADDAM RAN AWAY AND LEFT THE BAATHISTS ROAMING THE STREETS DEMANDS FROM IRAQIS TO MR. BUSH AND MR. BREMER WHEN THE JUDGES TRY SADDAM THEY SHOULD DO THE FOLLOWING: CUT OFF HIS EAR LIKE HE HAS DONE WITH OUR SONS WHO DESERTED FROM HIS UNFAIR WARS CUT OFF HIS HAND BECAUSE HE HAS STOLEN THE PEOPLE'S WEALTH TO BUILD HIS PALACES AND PLEASURES AND DISTRIBUTE THEM AMONG HIS RELATIVES AND GUARDS EXECUTE HIM BECAUSE HE HAS KILLED OUR PEOPLE CONTINUOUSLY WITHOUT STOPPING FOR MORE THAN THREE DECADES AND FILLED OUR HOMELAND WITH MASS GRAVES VIOLATE HIS FAMILY HONOR BECAUSE HE AND HIS SONS DISHONORED THOUSANDS OF IRAQI FAMILIES �Anonymous pavement newspaper tacked up on a wall near Medical City FUCK ME, BUT DON'T HAND ME OVER TO THE IRAQIS! THEY WILL TEAR ME TO PIECES, MINCE ME INTO A THOUSAND SPECKS, AND ROAST ME OVER FIRE�Saddam Hussein IRAQIS RISE AND RESIST THE OCCUPATION! TELL SADDAM WE WON'T FORGET ALL IRAQ IS CRYING: SADDAM SOLD MY COUNTRY USA + UK PLEASE STAY YOU IRAQIS ARE PLUNDERING AND STEALING AND SABOTAGING; THINGS THAT ONLY BRING JOY TO SADDAM I SWEAR BY THE GOD OF THE KAABA [the sacred black stone in Mecca] I AM RETURNING TO YOU IN BAGHDAD, AND I WILL CRUSH EVERY AMERICAN AND EVERYONE WHO COOPERATED WITH THE OCCUPATION!�Saddam Hussein BAATHISTS ARE THE MICROBES OF THE WORLD, AND BUSH IS THE MICROBE KILLER THE OCCUPATION AUTHORITIES HAVE NO RIGHT TO APPOINT A COMMITTEE TO WRITE THE CONSTITUTION SADDAM THE DISGRACE! YOUR END IS TO BE LED LIKE A DOG BY A BLACK FEMALE SOLDIER! RECENTLY RELEASED, THE MOST FAMOUS BOOK OF ITS TIME: HOW TO ELUDE THE IRAQIS AND THE AMERICANS FOR EIGHT MONTHS, BY SADDAM HUSSEIN LONG LIVE GENERAL SANCHEZ: HE MADE SADDAM KICK HIMSELF LIKE A BILLY GOAT IS IT REASONABLE THAT THE GREAT AMERICAN CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT THE ELECTRICITY? OR ARE THEY DOING IT INTENTIONALLY FOR SOME REASON GOD ONLY KNOWS? LETS WORK TO MAKE A GOVERNMENT THAT REPRESENTS THE WILL OF THE IRAQI MASSES�The Al Daawa Islamic Party IRAQ FIRST, THE PEOPLE FIRST!�Free Officers and Civilians Organization IRAQ IS OUR NATIONAL IDENTITY AND ISLAM IS OUR CHOICE!�The Iraqi Peace Party THE ISLAMIC LIBERATION PARTY CALLS FOR MUSLIMS TO WORK TOWARD FORMING AGAIN THE ISLAMIC CALIPHATE AND FOR THE ESTABLISHMENT OF SHARIA LAW IMAM SHIRAZI SAYS: NO PRISONS, NO EXECUTIONS, NO CONFISCATING OF POSSESSIONS AND PROPERTIES AGAIN!�Islamic Concord Movement THE MASSES ARE ASKING DR. AID ALLAWI TO CONSOLIDATE THE LAW IN A CIVILIZED SOCIETY!�The Wassit Concord Movement MONARCHY IS THE SUPPORT OF THE RELIGIOUS AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTIES!�Constitutional Monarchy Party MR. MOHAMMED BAKR AL-SADR [Muqtada al-Sadr's father, assassinated in 1999] SAID THAT THE MASSES ARE STRONGER THAN TYRANTS!�Al- Daawa Islamic Party THE AHD AL UMMA PARTY IS YOUR PARTY: OUR AIMS ARE LOVE, PEACE, COOPERATION, AND JUSTICE THE FREE NATIONAL REPUBLICAN PARTY IS ABOUT THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY A FEDERAL DEMOCRATIC REGIME IS THE SOLUTION FOR ALL THE PROBLEMS IN IRAQ�The Democratic Party of Kurdistan WE DEMAND THE CANCELING OF THE PUNISHMENT OF EXECUTION, AS WELL AS THE RIGHT TO STRIKE!�The Iraqi Communist Workers Party LONG LIVE THE TURKMEN, THE ARABS, AND THE KURDS!�The Free Party WE WILL RETURN SOON!�The Baath Party And underneath is written: AND WE WILL WAIT FOR YOU WITH SLIPPERS, YOU DREGS!�The Al Daawa Islamic Party ELECTIONS WILL BENEFIT ALL THE PEOPLE AND THE COUNTRY KIRKUK IS FOR THE KURDS This has been crossed out and written instead: KIRKUK FOR THE TURKMEN And this has been crossed out and written instead: KIRKUK IS FOR THE IRAQIS, YOU TRAITORS! THOSE OF US WITH RELIGIOUS CREDENTIALS ARE DEMANDING ELECTIONS TO ELECT THE MEMBERS OF THE TRANSITIONAL GOVERNING COUNCIL BREMER! IF YOU DON'T KNOW, IT'S A DISASTER, AND IF YOU KNOW, THE DISASTER IS GREATER (reason for living) the cesspit of history
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