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2003-01-29 / 9:10 p.m.
Marketing
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic
in bed."
--That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of
your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in
bed."
--That's Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone
number. The next day you call and say,"Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
--That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your
dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and
reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his
arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
--That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I
hear you're fantastic in bed."
--That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with
your friend.
--That's a Sales Rep.
Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
--That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome
men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one
situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm
fantastic in bed!"
--That's SPAM
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