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2002-11-24 / 8:12 p.m.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new First Name: a=poopsie b=lumpy c=buttercup d=gidget e=crusty f=greasy g=fluffy h=cheeseball i=chim-chim j=stinky k=flunky l=booger m=pinky n=zippy o=goober p=doofus q=slimy r=loopy s=snotty t=tulefel u =dorkey v=squeezit w=oprah x=skipper y=dinky z=zsa-zsa.
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the First Half of your new Last Name: a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the Second Half of your New Last Name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath! g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
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