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2005-01-01 / 2:13 p.m.
WAYS TO CALL SOMEONE STUPID A few clowns short of a circus A few fries short of a happy meal An experiment in Artificial Stupidity A few beers short of a six pack Dumber than a box of hair Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead Not the coldest beer in the fridge One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl All foam, no beer Has an IQ of 2 but it takes 3 to grunt Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel An intellect rivaled only by garden tools Has the IQ of a house plant As smart as bait Chimney's clogged Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels Proof that evolution can go in reverse Not the sharpest tool in the shed The lights are on but no-one's home The light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished 2 sticks short of a bundle A few pints short of a quart Cables connected, no voltage Swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool One neuron short of a synapse Not the brightest bulb on the tree A few peas short of a casserole He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down Slinky's kinked Surfing in Nebraska Not the sharpest knife in the drawer As sharp as a bowl of wet mice
(reason for living) six packs
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